we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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