Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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