Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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