Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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