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PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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