Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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