My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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