Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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