How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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