I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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