Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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