Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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