I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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