If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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