We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
