Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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