Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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