Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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