I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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