the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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