he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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