my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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