my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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