All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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