I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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