This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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