no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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