we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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