Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Still dying that you shit outside
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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