Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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