They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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