So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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