yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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