also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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