i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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