Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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