So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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