East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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what are you doing with your life
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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