There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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