i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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