It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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