Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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