Those balls look pretty dangerous.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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