so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
