You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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