and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Randomize
