i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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