apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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