My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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