you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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