"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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