He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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